Video: Washington's Racing Presidents crash 'The Nutcracker'

And with a much-needed holiday spiking of The Stew's eggnog, here are the Racing Presidents crashing and dancing at a Washington Ballet performance of "The Nutcracker" on Dec. 10.

Personally, I would have preferred that they had waited for their Washington Nationals to sign Matt Stairs to a minor league deal before going through with their choreographed routine. But are you really going to tell Teddy Roosevelt — who once looked like this — what to do and when to do it? 

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