Create-a-caption: Throw some cold water on those cars

From Sunday night's race: Mark Martin and David Gilliland's cars got way, way, WAY too close together. Caption this, won't you?

After the jump, Carl Edwards is in da club.

Joshua:
Errrrrybody in the Club getting flipsy.

Cale P:
Carl lets you know that, indeed, there are no wrecks in the champagne room.

RobertW:
"Heeeeere Keselowski, here boy... *whistle whistle whistle* that's a good boy, lemme pour some a this in your bowl."

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