Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The 10 men’s players who will have an impact on the French Open

The French Open draw will be released Friday afternoon. Before it is, Busted Racquet looks at 10 players who will have an impact in the year's second Grand Slam.

The three who will win

1. Rafael Nadal

2. Novak Djokovic

3. Roger Federer

What, you were expecting Gael Monfils, David Ferrer and Fernando Verdasco? Only once in the past 24 Grand Slams has a winner come from outside this group. If one streak is going to continue at Roland Garros, it will be that one. The big stories will be Djokovic's 39-match winning streak and how Nadal has a 38-1 record lifetime at the French, but there's something important to remember as the sport salivates for that potential final: 1. As he showed in a loss to Nadal in Rome, Roger Federer still has some gas in the tank. 2. The dream matchups we all want to see don't come to fruition as often as we'd like. (Although they happen more at the French than anywhere else.) You can currently get even odds on a Djokovic/Nadal final. That would be the most important tennis match since the 2008 Wimbledon final. Can't you see Federer swinging in, knocking off Djokovic in a semifinal and stealing the thunder?

The four from outside the top 10 who could make a run

1. Richard Gasquet

2. Nicolas Almagro

3. Juan Martin del Potro

4. Thomaz Bellucci

Pity the poor seed who will see del Potro in the early rounds. A surprise entry into the French, the Argentine says he's sufficiently recovered from an abdominal tear to play in Paris. He'll be a No. 26 seed. Gasquet is back to form, using a potent backhand and some dazzling net play to defeat Federer and Tomas Berdych in Rome. Bellucci made the semifinals in Madrid though the best-of-five format could give him trouble. Almagro is always dangerous on his favored surface.

The three who shouldn't book a second week

1. Andy Roddick

2. Mardy Fish

3. Tomas Berdych

The last time Andy Roddick defeated a non-American in an ATP match was in February when he outlasted Milos Raonic in Memphis. Fish hasn't performed much better on clay. Get ready for the standard "there are no Americans left in the draw" story to hit late next week. Berdych has won a match at every tournament he's played this year but only has one semifinal to his name. With the right draw he'll be fine, since he's not prone to major upsets.


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Udinese coach dances awkwardly to celebrate CL qualification

Kevin-Prince Boateng set the bar for celebratory dances quite high with his Michael Jackson routine, so Udinese manager Francesco Guidolin opted to set the opposite end of the scale. Udinese finished the Serie A season in fourth place to earn a Champions League qualifying spot and following their 0-0 draw against Milan on Sunday, they set up a small stage on the pitch. From there, the spastic dancing began.

From Football Italia:

The tactician [Guidolin] had promised to do the Moonwalk after securing Champions League preliminary round qualification, but his efforts were a little underwhelming.

"Let's not go there," he laughed. "I kept my pledge, but I really am a terrible dancer!

"As a Coach I am one of many, and I won't complain about that, but nobody can beat me at cycling mountain ranges in the over-50 class. I have to say, I am the best at that!"

Cycling mountain ranges in the over-50 class? That's...pretty specific. Meanwhile, despite Guidolin admirable and joyous effort, Boateng retains the title for dancing after Serie A matches in the under-60 class.

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French Open 2011: What to watch on Day 8 from Roland Garros

Busted Racquet previews Sunday's action at the French Open. For all of our coverage of the year's second Grand Slam, click here or follow us on Twitter.

? Time flies when you're having fun on clay. The French Open starts its second week on Sunday with the first day of fourth-round matches on the two main show courts. With only 32 players remaining in the men's and women's draw combined, that gives us a scant eight singles matches tomorrow and Monday.

? Novak Djokovic goes for the third consecutive day, this time on Court Philippe Chatrier. At least this time the French Federation of Tennis had the sense not to schedule his match for last. The world No. 2, on a season-starting 40-match win streak, will take on hometown favorite Richard Gasquet in the third match on Sunday afternoon. But because it wouldn't be the FFT if they didn't make an inane, fan-unfriendly decision, the day's other men's match featuring a French player will take place at the same time. Gael Monfils plays David Ferrer third on Court Suzanne Lenglen. The Spaniard has yet to lose a set in the tournament.

? Roger Federer also hasn't dropped a set at Roland Garros. If he does on Sunday, it will be at the hands of fellow Swiss player and his Olympic gold medal doubles partner Stanislas Wawrinka. Federer has won eight of their nine meetings, including in straight sets last year at the French. The 16-time Grand Slam champ had to have been pleased when Wawrinka came back from two sets down to beat Jo-Wilfried Tsonga on Friday. Federer says he considers Wawrinka like a younger brother (and beats up on him accordingly).

? The match of the day on the women's side pits defending champion Francesca Schiavone against former world No. 1 Jelena Jankovic. Later in the day, Daniela Hantuchova will try to follow her upset of Caroline Wozniacki with a victory over 2009 French Open champion Svetlana Kuznetsova.

? If Djokovic wins Sunday, he'll be rewarded for having to go through Juan Martin del Potro and the French fave Gasquet. In the quarters Djokovic would face the winner of the unseeded battle between Albert Montanes and Fabio Fognini.

Schedule

Court Philippe Chatrier -- play begins at 5 a.m. ET

Vera Zvonareva (3) vs. Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova (14)

Roger Federer (3) vs. Stanislas Wawrinka (14)

Novak Djokovic (2) vs. Richard Gasquet (13)

Marion Bartoli (11) vs. Gisela Dulko

Court Suzanne Lenglen -- play begins at 5 a.m. ET

Fabio Fognini vs. Albert Montanes

Francesca Schiavone (5) vs. Jelena Jankovic (10)

David Ferrer (7) vs. Gael Monfils (9)

Svetlana Kuznetsova (13) vs. Daniela Hantuchova (28)

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Slumpbot .200: Reviewing our early season strugglers

Using the best technology available to us today, SlumpBot .200 identifies a few players who are currently having a bit of trouble and then offers solutions for performance recovery. This week we focus on some players who still haven't found a cure and have been slumping from the start of the season.

Dan Uggla, Atlanta Braves

Data: .180/.250/.335, 7 HR, 15 RBIs, 17 BB/40 K

Malfunction: I last wrote about Uggla on April 26, and blithely dismissed his struggles: "He's a fine hitter who has just had a terrible first month of the year. It happens." But now that he has had a terrible first two months of the year, it seems clear that there's more to it than that. Uggla has the ninth-worst OPS in baseball, and though he has appeared in all 51 of the Braves' games, he has only begun 12 games with a batting average above the Mendoza line. He's providing a bit of power ? his seven homers are tied for fourth among second basemen ? but everything else has gone horrendously wrong.

Diagnosis: It's tempting to point to the games played ? Uggla has started 50 of the Braves' 51 games, and appeared as a defensive replacement in the other ? and suggest that Uggla is just worn out. But even if health is part of the answer, it isn't the whole thing. His approach at the plate is simply worse this year. Compared to his last three seasons, Uggla is striking out a bit less but also walking a lot less. While he has dropped from striking out in 24 percent of plate appearances to striking out in just 20.3 percent of PA, his walks have dropped from 12.6 percent to 8 percent. Over the last three years, Uggla saw an average of 4.18 pitches per plate appearance, and this year it's 3.76 pitches. He's also hitting a ton more grounders, many of them weak grounders: 38.1 percent of his balls in play have been groundballs over the course of his career, but this year it's 46.4 percent. For a power hitter like Uggla, that isn't something you want to see, and it indicates that something is out of whack, his swing mechanics, his approach, or both.

He has had rotten luck. His Batting Average on Balls in Play is a shockingly low .194, 101 points lower than his career mark. Just 10.4 percent of his fly balls have gone over the fence, compared to a career average of 13 percent. Both of those numbers are both likely to rise toward his career mark. For their part, the Braves have been extremely unlikely to shake things up, batting Uggla cleanup or fifth in 47 of his 50 starts, and they still have yet to give him a full day off. He was their major offseason acquisition, and they clearly want him to hit his way out of his struggles. But they have recently indicated a willingness to try something different. Since last Friday, Uggla has batted second once, fifth once and sixth twice, and he started a game on the bench for the first time all year. It hasn't paid dividends at the plate ? he's 1 for 18 in those five games ? but it's clearly time to try new things, and a drop in the order and an occasional off day are clearly both warranted by his performance.

Reboot Directions: It's hard to completely rule out health problems, but Uggla's appeared alternately frustrated and lost at the plate, so his problems right now seem more mental than physical. He's a 31-year-old second baseman who was awarded a five-year contract in the offseason, and he's clearly putting himself under tremendous pressure to live up to the $62 million the Braves gave him. And, amid Uggla's struggles, the Braves have one of the more anemic offenses in baseball right now. Over their last 12 games, they're averaging just 2.9 runs a game, and not even the best ERA in the National League can do much with run production that poor. Uggla may yet work through his slump, but he won't do it in the middle of the order. He's clearly pressing, and the Braves need to take the pressure off.

Which other players are struggling?

Adam Dunn, Chicago White Sox .191/.321/.355, 5 HR, 22 RBIs, 28 BB/61 K
I wrote about Dunn on May 10, and I said: "By his components, he's pretty much the same hitter he was last year, just unlucky." Dunn's having a much better year than Uggla, but it might be time to revisit that claim. He's striking out a lot more than usual. He's played in just 44 of the White Sox's 51 games, but he's still leading the majors in whiffs. He's striking out in 33.2 percent of his plate appearances, way more than his (already high) career rate of striking out in 27.1 percent of PA. (That's the second-highest strikeout rate in the majors, a few points lower than Bill Hall and just 0.1 percent higher than Ryan Raburn.) Other than the strikeouts, the biggest problem is the power outage. While he's slightly above his career line drive rate and well below his career groundball rate, his homer per fly ball rate is half his usual mark, and his homers haven't been traveling nearly as far as usual: per Hit Tracker, he's averaging a true home run distance of just 400 feet this year, compared to 411.6 feet last year. So he's not the same hitter: He's striking out more and not hitting the ball as hard. And then there's the fact that he's 0 for 32 against lefties. Even against righties, he's having a down year, though. It's not clear what's wrong, but the strikeouts are certainly not a good sign.

Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins .211/.296/.314, 4 HR, 17 RBIs, 10 SB, 5 CS, 20 BB/33 K
I wrote about Hanley on May 3, and I surmised that falling foot speed was to blame for some of his struggles. His plate discipline is pretty consistent with his big league averages, but his line drive rate is way down, which goes a long way toward explaining why his BABIP is 102 points lower than his career rate. But what explains the slippage in his line drive rate, which is currently at 13 percent, though he has never finished a season with a rate lower than 19 percent? His manager thinks the issue is mostly mental, not physical, and also notes that Hanley is a much bigger, more muscular player than he was when he came up as a rookie, and is still adjusting to his new frame. He's been moved up in the order, from No. 3 to No. 2, but he's batting just .206 in eight games since the move. In time, perhaps being moved up in the order will help Ramirez stop swinging for the fences and start swinging for line drives the way he used to. Otherwise, there's nothing else to counsel but patience.

Carl Crawford, Boston Red Sox .229/.264/.335, 3 HR, 16 RBIs, 7 SB, 3 CS, 7 BB/35 K
I wrote about Crawford all the way back on April 13. Back then, he was hitting just .152 with an OPS of .378, so you'd have to admit that there has been some improvement: Since April 13, he's hitting .254 with a .671 OPS. That's still bad, though, particularly for a $140 million player. Plate discipline has never been his strong suit, and for his career he has 2.68 as many strikeouts as walks, but this year his plate discipline has been awful. He's struck out five times as often as he's walked. In fact, he's only walked in 3.5 percent of his plate appearances, the eighth-worst walk rate in all of baseball. His BABIP is just .267, 62 points below his career average of .329, and his homer per fly ball rate is 0.8 percent below his career average of 5.4 percent. But everything about Crawford seems slightly worse this year. He's only been successful on seven of his 10 stolen base attempts, for a 70 percent success rate that is far below his career mark of 82 percent. Crawford may still be adjusting to his new surroundings, new teammates, and new expectations. It's nice to see that he's clawing his way back from oblivion to mediocrity, but he still has a long way to go. The first thing he needs to do is to address his lack of patience at the plate and on the basepaths ? or he'll be in line for a long, unpleasant seven years in the Hub.

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Ryan Newman recalls his most memorable Prelude moments.

[Editor's note: Tony Stewart's Prelude to the Dream is coming your way very soon. In advance of that, we're pleased to present some remembrances from many of the participants. First off, Stewart's SHR teammate Ryan Newman offers up a few recollections.]

My most memorable moment from the Prelude to the Dream at Eldora Speedway is probably a memorable moment for a lot of other people, too. In fact, it's one of the most exciting and heart-pounding things that's happened at the Prelude in the last six years — at least, that's what Tony Stewart has told me, and he ought to know since it's his event and his track.

It was the 2007 Prelude to the Dream, and Bill Elliott and I got together on the frontstretch at the end of our heat race. From what I understand, the drivers who weren't in the race were all watching, and they were pretty sure it was shaping up to be something big. Needless to say, we didn't disappoint.

I caught just a little bit of a rut — just a little — and it straightened me out and shot me up to the wall. I stayed on the gas, but Bill Elliott was rolling on the high side. I didn't know he was coming. I never heard him, and I never saw him. Next thing I know, my car is on its side and Bill has flipped over. It was a rather big moment.

I've watched the race and the accident several different times and, honestly, we both got pretty lucky because that could've been a lot worse than it was, especially for how fast we're going at that racetrack. And I'm not going to point any fingers, because it really wasn't a finger-pointing deal. It was just a racing deal.

I wish that my most memorable moment didn't involve a wreck, but I'm pretty sure the fans enjoyed it. It also made for some good conversation afterward in the pits when everybody was asking, "What happened?"

Hopefully, this is our year to make a different memory at the Prelude to the Dream. It's a fun race, and even if you're not up front, it's just as fun to sling a dirt Late Model sideways for 30 laps. You're still trying to get the best finish you can for your team, so a battle for 12th might be just as important as a battle for the lead.

The cool thing about the Prelude is that as racecar drivers, we're competitive at everything we do. And I mean absolutely everything. So as much fun as we have, it gets super-competitive at Eldora.

Then you throw in the team element and it changes things a little bit. You're there to beat everybody, but then you've got to race with your teammates for the greater good. So you have to take those things into consideration when you're racing somebody. You want to get the most points you can for your team, so even if you don't win, your team does, which for me means I'll be working with Carl Edwards, Clint Bowyer, Joey Logano, Ken Schrader, David Gilliland and Ron Capps on Team Atlanta as we represent Children's Healthcare of Atlanta.

That's probably the coolest thing about the Prelude to the Dream. We get to race and have fun, but at the end of the night, we're making a real difference. We feel so lucky to be able to do the things that we love to do. So to go run a dirt race on a Wednesday night and then make it to benefit four of the nation's top children's hospitals — that's pretty special.

(The three other hospitals benefitting from the June 8 Prelude to the Dream are Levine Children's Hospital in Charlotte, N.C., Children's Medical Center Dallas and St. Louis Children's Hospital. The race will be televised live on HBO Pay-Per-View, and the commercial-free broadcast will begin at 8 p.m. EDT (5 p.m. PDT) on Wednesday, June 8 with an immediate replay. HBO Pay-Per-View's racing telecast has a suggested retail price of $24.95 and is available to more than 92 million pay-per-view homes. HBO Pay-Per-View is the leading supplier of event programming in the pay-per-view industry. Ordering information and up-to-the minute racing information is available at either www.PreludeToTheDream.org or www.HBO.com. Updates can also be found on Twitter at twitter.com/PreludetoDream and follow the hashtag #RideWithUs, or become a fan on Facebook at www.facebook.com/PreludeToDream.)

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Royals shuffle the bullpen: Soria out as closer, Crow in

It's one thing to blow a save because of a few cheap hits, a defensive error or a bad umpiring call. But when you're handing away ballgames through a constant stream of gopher balls, you don't give your manager much choice.

The Joakim Soria batting-practice tour continued Monday afternoon, as the struggling KC reliever blew his third save of the last week. Torii Hunter's two-run homer cost the Royals the ballgame, and Soria went on to allow a third run. All of Soria's recent collapses have come courtesy of the homer; Nelson Cruz got him in Texas on Sunday and Adam Jones connected in Baltimore last week. The struggles don't come as any great surprise; Soria's velocity has been down all year, and his walk/strikeout numbers are a mess. He's been a closer on the brink for all of May.

Ned Yost decided to make a change after the game, naming Aaron Crow his new closer. Yost, of course, gave Soria a vote of confidence about 15 hours ago, but we live in a society driven by recent results. Crow seems worthy of the assignment; he's carrying a 1.33 ERA and a 1.04 WHIP, with 26 strikeouts over 27 innings. The key for him will be handling the platoon split; lefties are batting .271 against Crow, while righties are a paltry .122.

Update, 9:30 pm: Yost's post-game quotes suggest the Soria demotion is intended to be temporary. Maybe that's wishful thinking, maybe it isn't. Let's go to MLB.com for some post-game reaction:

"We've gotten to a point where we'll back Jack off now," Yost said. "We'll give him a break. He's pitched back-to-back days, 40-something pitches in two days. We'll give him a break [Tuesday] and get him back -- with the sense of getting him back into the closer's role -- but getting him in situations where maybe he can throw multiple innings in less pressure situations."

Soria, to his credit, was a stand-up guy about the situation.

"After the game, I went to his office and told him it's the right time to do it when I close games," Soria said. "I don't want to be a part of this losing streak. The team is playing really good. They need a man that can go after them and right now, obviously, it's not that I want to lose the games."

The advice remains the same. Get Crow where you can. Bench Soria. Chase those saves.
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The DT 2011 Champions League final viewing companion

This is it. Manchester United play Barcelona at Wembley Stadium in London in what has become the most watched annual sporting event in the world. It's a rematch of the 2009 UEFA Champions League final (which Barcelona won 2-0) and both sides are looking to claim the cup for the fourth time. Are you excited? Because Dimitar Berbatov certainly is. Ha-HA!

You can find serious business previews and primers for this match pretty much everywhere else online and in print. So here we'll just do it the Dirty Tackle way.

How They Got Here

Barcelona: Playing fierce rivals Real Madrid a dizzying five times across three competitions this season (including four times in 18 days last month), Barcelona won their third straight Spanish league title this season. Making through that gauntlet against Real was more demanding than a Champions League final in many ways. But according to Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho, they were only able to do so thanks to a conspiracy that involved both UEFA and club sponsor/internationally respected charity organization UNICEF. Although, this could just be what the Make a Wish Foundation wanted him to think.

Manchester United: While besting a relatively weak Premier League field on their way to an English record 19th top flight league title, they made it past Marseille, Chelsea and over-matched Schalke in the knockout rounds of the Champions League. They won their semifinal over the German side by an aggregate score of 6-1. Which is kind of like preparing for a final exam by reading a Dr. Seuss book.

Pre-Match Preparations

Manchester United: Took a team trip to see "Jersey Boys" in the West End.

Barcelona: Messed around with pictures of Cesc Fabregas at their temporary training ground.

Key People

Barcelona...

Pep Guardiola (manager): The Golden Pep has already developed a supernatural reputation in his mere three years in charge of the club he was with for most of his playing career. In those three years, he's won an astonishing nine trophies and worn a wide array of vests. He walks on water whenever he doesn't feel like swimming.

Lionel Messi (goal machine): Though Cristiano Ronaldo scored nine more La Liga goals this season, Messi's 31 goals in 33 league matches and 11 goals in 10 Champions League matches were often dazzling and matched his childlike joy for game. Which is symbolized by his completely made up love for playing with Lego toys in his down time.

Andres Iniesta and Xavi (midfield masters): You may remember Iniesta from such moments as "Scoring the winning goal for Spain in the 2010 World Cup final" and "staring in a fictitious film called Vampire Babies: Transylvanian Knee Suckers." You may not remember Xavi, though, because he rarely gets the accolades he deserves.

Gerard Pique (defender): He used to play for Manchester United. He also dates Shakira and bleeds. A lot. But aside from all that, he's a great defender.

Manchester United...


Sir Alex Ferguson (manager): Legendary manager who has already accomplished great things with a team that isn't the best he's ever had. He's famous for giving his players the "hairdryer treatment" -- which involves yelling so close to someone's face that their hair melts out of their head -- when he's angry and maintaining a telekinetic power over match officials that causes them to add a ridiculous amount of injury time to the end of matches in which his team is losing. Oh, and if you mention scandalous midfielder Ryan Giggs around him, he will try to ban you from events that he doesn't have the power to ban you from.

Edwin van der Sar (goalkeeper): He's been a key to their success for years, but this season especially. It's his final match before retirement and it's already been announced that if Man United win, he will be the one who lifts the trophy -- an honor that usually goes to the team captain. Not that he needs any extra incentive to play like the best in the world.

Nemanja Vidic (terminator): Team captain. Relentless defender. Deadly cyborg.

Wayne Rooney (angry goal scorer): Recovered from abysmal form at the World Cup and during the first part of this season to finish strong. In October he received death threats from Man United fans when he demanded a move away from the club because he thought they couldn't match his ambitions for success. He changed his mind when they offered him a fat new five-year contract. Now it's like nothing ever happened.

Chicharito (happy goal scorer): Surprised many by scoring 20 goals (and using just about every part of his body to do so) in his first season with the club. He is obsessed with "sweating this shirt to death" and says he will "never stop running." In Mexico he is known as The Baby Killer. Fear him.

And, just to cover all the bases, let's say every other player on both teams is key, too. If someone not listed here by name scores or does something important, we'll pretend we talked about him at length. Deal? Deal.

How They Win

Manchester United: Battle for 90 minutes, scoring goals through sheer determination. Then getting a winner when the referee mysteriously adds 15 minutes of injury time (also known as "Fergie Time").

Barcelona: Pass the ball several thousand times, maintaining possession until the opposition collectively slip into a coma, at which point Messi scores several wonder goals and giggles.

Commentator Talking Points

Some words, phrases and points you're likely to hear from the match commentators...

-Compulsively calling Messi "Little" as if it's part of his name.

-Describing Barcelona's style as "the way football should be played" and every other team's as "anti-football." Because tailoring your style of play to your team's strengths/limitations is basically evil.

-Referring Barcelona's midfielders as "geniuses." I'm pretty sure none of them have cured any diseases, though. But Xavi might be close to one for the common cold.

-This Man United team "isn't the greatest, but it's Ferguson's greatest accomplishment." It's like a compliment and put down all in one!

-Quips about how Alex Ferguson likes to drink wine with opposing managers after matches. Not because he's a raging alcoholic, but because he's a cultured gentleman, you see.

-Constant reminders that this is van der Sar's last match. And how it would be a fairytale ending for him if his side won. And we all want fairytales to be real, don't we?

-Lots of other stuff that you will try your best to ignore.

What To Do After The Match

If you support the team that wins: Celebrate until you forget your name and your neighbors try to have you deported.

If you support the team that loses: Pretend you didn't really care in the first place. That it's just one game and you were planning on crying and listening to The Smiths all night anyway.

If you're a neutral: Pretend you support the team that wins.

Enjoy the game, everybody.

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NCAA rejects reprieve for USC. Now what?

Almost a year after the NCAA dropped one of the largest bombs in its history on USC, the fallout is official: Citing "multiple sources inside and outside the university," USCFootball.com reports today that the NCAA has informed the university that all sanctions have been upheld in full. (The L.A. Times has also confirmed.) The official release is expected to come on Thursday.

USC's appeal targeted two aspects of the sanctions: The second half of a two-year postseason ban (the Trojans "voluntarily" served the first half of the ban last season) and, more importantly, massive scholarship reductions that take away 30 scholarships over the next three years, limiting USC to just 15 signees per year instead of the standard twenty-five. That part, they certainly have not served ?�not including eight early enrollees who count against last year's (unreduced) scholarship numbers, the Trojans are expected to welcome 22 new players to campus by the fall as part of the 2011 recruiting class.

At this point, what happens to the seven "extra" players who now exceed the 15-man limit is still anyone's guess. Personally, mine is that nothing will happen: The NCAA will most likely allow the entire 2011 class to enroll as planned and begin the three-year enforcement window with the 2012 class, which is already halfway there with eight early commitments. As Association spokesman Stacey Osburn told the Orange County Register in January, "generally speaking, when a school is appealing a penalty, that penalty is staid until a decision by the Infractions Appeals Committee is rendered." That decision has been rendered; the penalty is now in effect.

Thus ends whatever tension remained in the drama that began unfolding when Yahoo! first reported on Reggie Bush's elaborate improper benefits scheme almost five years ago. Bush's Heisman Trophy is gone (as is USC's copy), his name, face and statistics have been banished from the official record, his number has been removed from the L.A. Coliseum, 13 consecutive Trojan victories from 2004-05 have been wiped from the books and, now that the appeal is officially a lost cause, the 2004 BCS championship is almost certain to be revoked, too. Pete Carroll is gone. Mike Garrett is gone. Todd McNair is gone. The sense of invulnerability against the rest of the West Coast is long gone. Now, whatever hope still existed of avoiding the full brunt of the NCAA's verdict is gone. All that's left is to convince rising seniors with a penalty-free transfer at their disposal to play out the string with no opportunity at a Pac-12 championship or bowl game, and then to grin and bear it.

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Pac-12 lets the fans decide the championship game logo

The Pac-12 is the people's conference.

At least it is for the weekend.

The conference announced today that it was a launching a campaign allowing fans to pick the logo for the inaugural Pac-12 Championship Game.

Voting opens today and fans can choose from four different logo designs. Voting ends May 30 at 5 p.m. PT. The logo with the most votes will be the official trademark for the foreseeable future.

The game is Dec. 2.

"With our championship game being played on one of our campuses, we already know the fans are going to have a huge impact on the game come December," Pac-10 Chief Marketing Officer Danette Leighton said in a statement. "We are very thankful to the fans and alumni that make up the Pac-12 and we thought this would be a fun way to get them involved early and help influence the first-ever Pac-12 Football Championship game."

Personally, I like the second logo. It's classy and yet mildly intimidating. Kind of like the conference itself. Zing!

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Did Diaz’s boxing ploy work? MMA star backs out of Lacy fight

Nick Diaz is passing on all that boxing money to focus on his MMA career.

What does that mean? Diaz wasn't getting any more money to fight Jeff Lacy (reportedly 175-200k) than he currently makes in MMA. Now he could be on his way to the Octagon for a fight against UFC welterweight champ Georges St. Pierre.

Diaz's boxing promoter Don Chargin confirmed the cancellation of the Lacy fight in a release:

Team Diaz had contemplated transitioning over to the boxing world in a legitimate attempt to pursue a high-level boxing career. These discussions began in 2009 with long-time boxing promoter, Don Chargin and proceeded up until recent times.

Never before in the history of both sports had a pound-for-pound MMA combatant in his prime had the desire or been contractually free to attempt to transition over to boxing.
The landscape of Mixed-Martial Arts moves at a rapid pace and while Diaz's chance to make history, becoming the first true cross-over MMA star to enter the boxing ring, an opportunity arose for Nick to make a different sort of history in his primary field of fighting.

Don Chargin states, "Nick is a good kid and a very exciting fighter. Right now he has an opportunity of a lifetime as it pertains to his MMA career. While I don't doubt that Nick and his team were serious about taking the big step into boxing, it only makes sense for him to finish what he started and see how far he can go in MMA before he does anything in boxing. It's all about timing... we began these discussions over two years ago and nobody would have imagined the type of demand that there currently is for Nick as a mixed martial artist."

UFC president Dana White told MMAjunkie that a Diaz move to the UFC is far from set in stone.

"We will see," White told MMAjunkie.com (www.mmajunkie.com). "There are still a lot of hurdles."

Diaz's manager Cesar Gracie denied that the boxing match was booked to gain leverage.

"There are some people that have said we were just posturing to go into professional boxing and they don't understand that this thing is something we had been working on since 2009. �It wasn't just out of nowhere but at this point in time, there's a certain chance that comes along once in a very long while and it only makes sense to stick to MMA as of right now," Gracie said. "Nick's been working really hard to get to this point in his MMA career and it wouldn't make sense for us to make that transition into boxing right now. If this were a couple months ago or if certain fights had played out differently, we'd definitely be ready to go into boxing, but that's not how it played out. �Don Chargin is a great boxing promoter and he understood our dilemma completely and I thank him for that."

The Strikeforce 170-pound champion, Diaz hasn't lost since 2007. He's won 10 straight with nine coming by stoppage.

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Ian Poulter wins Volvo Match Play in not-so-graceful fashion

On Sunday in Spain, Ian Poulter of Twitter fame beat Luke Donald at the Volvo World Match Play for his 11th European Tour title of his career. It was big news for Poulter, who hadn't won an event since November, and he did so with a 2-and-1 win over Donald, who had claimed a match play title earlier this season.

But, really, we're not here to talk about that. We're here to talk about Poulter's fall on the eighth hole that is brought to you by the spectacular people at Reuters. Poulter went after his second shot, and then tumbled down the hill. Luckily he was OK, and went on to win, but these images will forever follow him around, much like the Aquaman situation with Woody Austin.

Poulter joked after on Twitter about his gracefulness, and I'm sure will be getting flak from his fellow Englishmen, as long as they don't leave Twitter anytime soon.

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CFL offseason camp facility raided by FBI agents

No sports executive ever wants to hear that anything with any connection to their team was "raided by federal agents". That's something several CFL teams are going to have to deal with this week, though, following an apparent FBI raid on Florida training facility All-Star Sports. The facility has prominent connections to both the NFL and CFL, including serving as an offseason training spot for players and a tryout venue for CFL teams. Its website includes a testimonial video from Calgary Stampeders head coach/general manager John Hufnagel (interspersed with video footage from a workout the Stampeders held at the facility). "We're having a football camp and I'd just like to thank all the people from All-Star Sports Camp for making it a great success for us," Hufnagel says in the video.

No date is given for that video, but a November 2008 post on the facility's news page congratulating the Stampeders for their Grey Cup victory mentions that they held a camp at All-Star Sports in early 2008. The post also says they were expected to return in 2009, and this press release indicates that the Stampeders signed offensive lineman Sam Allen to a contract last April following an invitation-only camp held at the facility in early 2010. The Stampeders were also in Florida conducting tryout camps last week. The location of that camp isn't clear, but it's possible it was at the same facility (especially considering that Steve Milton's recent Hamilton Spectator column on OVWs, which I discussed here, mentioned that the Stampeders' camp would be in DeLand, which is listed as the location of the camp's mailing address here).

It's not only the Stampeders that have been closely connected to this facility (logo pictured above), though. The Saskatchewan Roughriders held invitation-only tryout camps at All-Star Sports on April 8 and 9 this year (one day before their more noted open workout, which saw 59-year-old former Syracuse player Charles Chulada try out for the team). According to The Regina Leader-Post, those camps featured about 40 players and went on for a couple of days. Also, Toronto Argonauts director of player personnel Mike Hagen is mentioned as having recently "coached [at] All Star Sports football camps in Florida" on his team bio, and the camp lists former Argonauts and Stampeders offensive line coach/offensive coordinator Tony Marciano as its director of football operations. Thus, the facility has plenty of notable CFL ties.

However, further research into the raid suggests that while this could still be problematic, it's also not as bad as it could have been. When people hear about a federal investigation of a sports facility, many minds jump immediately to drugs, and with good reason. That doesn't appear to be what's going on here. Instead, The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that the raid was related to Stephen B. DeLuca (pictured, right), who "works at a sports training business" (with his wife listed as an owner), and that he's charged with 33 counts of bank fraud, wire fraud and conspiracy relating to loan arrangements obtained for his former company, Delco Oil Inc.

Those are obviously serious accusations (DeLuca could face up to 20 years in jail if convicted), but at first glance, they wouldn't appear to really reflect on the CFL teams involved with All-Star Sports (unlike drug charges, which certainly would raise some uncomfortable questions for every team involved with the facility). Fraud is no laughing matter, especially on this kind of scale, but DeLuca is presumed innocent until proven guilty, and fraud accusations against an employee of a training facility in reference to a previous business he owned wouldn't seem too likely to really do much to the facility or the teams that use it.

The case isn't quite that simple, though. Some quick searching turned up this 2009 record of the Capital Source Finance, LLC v. Delco Oil case, a civil case in Maryland that appears to have led to this criminal case. Essentially, Capital Source alleged in that case that DeLuca and his business obtained $18 million from them under false pretenses, and Judge gave a default judgement against DeLuca. What's notable about it, though, is that "All-Star Sports Camp, Inc" is the second (and only other) defendant named alongside DeLuca in that judgement. That complete document can be found here. A particularly interesting line is on page 13, where the judge writes that DeLuca "is the sole shareholder and corporate officer of Defendants". Thus, it would appear that at least in 2009, DeLuca was intimately involved in the sports camp.

It's worth noting that All-Star Sports is alleged to not have the cleanest record on other fronts, either. One particularly interesting result that came up in a search about them is this blog post criticizing the company. It's an anonymous post and the only entry on that particular blog, so take it with plenty of salt, but it does mention that former professional athletes were promised payment to coach at the facility's youth camps, only to have the cheques bounce. Here's the key part

"They attended in good faith and trained these young athletes but once they returned home, their checks either bounced or were rejected straight away. The man who is responsible for this is Steve DeLuca. Mr. DeLuca verbally and otherwise contracted the afore mentioned athlete/coaches and then subsiquently did NOT PAY THEM. I know for a fact that several of them have redeposited the checks they received from "All Star" / DeLuca. The checks have been returned unpaid and bank charges are of course adding up. At this point most of them can not redeposit the checks anymore. Keep in mind that DeLuca charges $500.00 per child for a three day training program by these athlete/ coaches. DeLuca has one group come in monday to wednesday and another group thursday to saturday. They are not small groups of young athletes. He had many participants and could have easily paid the athlete/coaches who trained them." [sic]

Give that as much or as little credence as you like, but between the court case and those allegations, it certainly seems there was a bit of a shadow hanging over All-Star during the Stamps' and Riders' camps there. That's not necessarily to say that they should have picked up on it; there was also plenty to suggest the organization was credible. Sports Illustrated's Andy Staples headed out there to write a feature on NFL prospect Callahan Bright (who now appears to have wound up with the Arena Football League's Philadelphia Soul) last year, and didn't appear to notice anything wrong. Similarly, the Stamps' experience must have been pretty positive for them to keep coming back year after year. The camp's staff list also includes plenty of coaches and trainers who appear reputable, including Marciano, renowned University of Miami running backs coach Don Soldinger and former St. Louis Cardinals' quarterback Steve Pisarkiewicz. It's also worth mentioning that the CFL teams were likely only at the facility for a couple of days each year and were there to try out free-agent prospects rather than conduct a full training camp, so their expectations were probably lower than they would be for a full training camp facility. Still, it's interesting how much you can find on All-Star Sports with a quick web search.

Keep in mind that no CFL team appears to have done anything particularly wrong here; they just rented a facility for workouts. Thus, this probably won't have any noticeable impact on the league other than perhaps forcing teams to find a new Florida venue for tryout camps, and even that isn't a sure thing (keep in mind that these are just charges at this point, so anything could still happen with the camp). However, reputations are important things to preserve, and the CFL has always been a league that does best when it presents an upright and honest image. This doesn't seem likely to dent that image too much, but it might be a good idea for teams to do some extra research on the companies they're doing business with to try and avoid situations like this in the future.

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Bruins/Canucks Stanley Cup Preview: Who has better forwards?

Leading up to Wednesday's Game 1, Puck Daddy's Sean Leahy and Greg Wyshynski are previewing every facet of the Stanley Cup Finals between the Boston Bruins and the Vancouver Canucks? on the ice and off the ice.

There are a lot of similarities between the forwards groups of the Boston Bruins and Vancouver Canucks.

For starters, there's guys on either side that can bring both a physical and offensive game to the table. The likes of Milan Lucic, Nathan Horton, Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows can mix it up with the best of them, while putting one past your goalie at the same time.

Both have bottom lines that feature effective checkers who've chipped in offensively at times, as well as dynamic pivots in Henrik Sedin and Patrice Bergeron.

Both teams also added pieces at the trade deadline that have contributed more than they were expected to.

Who has the better group of forwards: Boston or Vancouver?

Boston Bruins

Before this year, Nathan Horton was sitting in Florida with the Panthers and barely got a sniff of the playoffs. Now in his first opportunity to play meaningful NHL games past mid-April, Horton's grasped the chance and run with it. His three game-winning goals in the playoffs are second behind David Krejci's four, with two of Horton's coming in Game 7's against the Montreal Canadiens and Tampa Bay Lightning.

Krejci had to sit and watch the Philadelphia Flyers come-from-behind last season as he was nursing a wrist injury that ended his season prematurely. Healthy through Boston's 18 playoff games so far, Krejci leads the playoff goal scoring race with 10 and has points in 10 of his last 12 games.

Rounding out Boston's top line is Milan Lucic, who after a career year during the regular season with 30 goals, has slowed down in the playoffs with just three heading into the Cup Final.

As the Bruins' top line will face Vancouver's top checkers, the second line of Brad Marchand, Patrice Bergeron and Mark Recchi will be key. Bergeron netted three points in his first three games after returning from a concussion suffered at the end of the second round, but he was shut out in the final two games against Tampa Bay. While offensively he wasn't there, Bergeron plays a huge role in the faceoff circle and helping Boston earn possession. His 62.3-percent success rate in the dot leads all players and if they get the opportunity, Bergeron versus Kesler will be something to watch in the circles.

The 43-year old Recchi is the only player in the series born before the Canucks were even a gleam in the NHL's eye. He's already said that should Boston win the Cup, he's hanging up his skates for good. Recchi's declined in the postseason, while rookie Brad Marchand has continued playing his hard-nosed game and is one to sell-out the body to block a shot.

Gregory Campbell, Daniel Paille, Tyler Seguin, Rich Peverley, Michael Ryder and Chris Kelly make up the bottom half of Boston's four lines. Ryder continues his inconsistent ways, while Seguin is pointless in the five games after his six-points-in-two-games feat that had some declaring a star was born.

Peverley and Kelly were acquired via trade and the 19 points between them in the playoffs is a nice surprise for. Both have also played responsibly in the defensive zone blocking shots and have each won over 50-percent of their draws.

The bottom line for the Bruins' forwards is their depth needs to provide adequate scoring should the guys carrying the minutes struggle against Vancouver's checkers. A key goal here or there could make a difference, but in the end, if Lucic, Horton and Krejci go cold, things could be over quick.

Vancouver Canucks

Remember before the Canucks' series against the San Jose Sharks the talk about Henrik and Daniel Sedin needing to step up their games?

Well, they probably didn't have to, considering their production levels at the time, but in the Conference Final they made sure they were noticed as Daniel netted six points and Henrik quietly took over the points lead with 12 in the series. While Kesler slowed down a bit with just three points against San Jose compared to the 11 he scored against the Nashville Predators, he was a beast in the faceoff circle neutralizing Joe Thornton.

You know what you're going to get from the Sedins and Kesler. They're big game players who likely won't be missing from the scoresheet during the Cup Final.

Alex Burrows, Mason Raymond and Chris Higgins complete the top two lines. Burrows and Raymond complement the Sedins and Kesler quite well, but it's Higgins who's been much more valuable than the Canucks thought when they acquired him at the trade deadline.

In the past, Higgins has been relied upon to provide goals, but coming to Vancouver, that pressure wasn't there and he was slotted off the top line and was a checker for the Canucks in the early rounds, while potting four goals and dishing out 48 hits.

But important for the Canucks will be their checking lines to shut down the Lucic/Krejci/Horton troika up top. Keep them quiet and the Canucks will be looking good.

Jannik Hansen, Maxim Lapierre and Raffi Torres make up three of the seven Canuck players who are plus players. Lapierre leads all players with 63 hits, while Torres and Hansen bring energy to games that doesn't go unnoticed by their teammates.

From QMI Agency during the third round:

"That's the energy we need from that line," [Mason] Raymond said. "When you got them doing that and contributing, that's huge. They are a real good mix. Raffi is a big body presence, he's going to finish his hits all the time. Jannik's got great speed that will stretch the D back, and Max is an all-round player. That's by far the most effective they've been."

Canucks head coach Alain Vigneault has played around with his fourth line plugging in Cody Hodgson, Victor Oreskovich, Alexandre Bolduc, Jeff Tambellini, and Tanner Glass throughout the playoffs, but the biggest addition might be Manny Malhotra, who was cleared to play after suffering an eye injury two months ago. Not only is Malhotra defensively responsible and capable of winning key draws, his presence back in the Vancouver lineup will definitely provide a boost.

Advantage

We're going with the Canucks here.

It seems when part of their top lines have gone quiet, the rest have stepped up their games. Between Kesler's second round and Henrik Sedin's rise to the playoff scoring lead in the conference final, stopping the firepower that Vancouver will throw at the Bruins will be an incredibly feat.

Both teams are healthy heading into the Cup Final and should Malhotra play, he won't be a series-breaking addition, but he can be a difference maker and Vancouver has more of those guys playing at that level at the moment than Boston does.

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Murray’s tweet jinxes 17-year-old Garcia’s upset bid of Sharapova

At 11:40 a.m. ET, 17-year-old French wild-card qualifier Caroline Garcia was up a set and two breaks on new French Open favorite Maria Sharapova. In just her second tour-level event, the teenager was two games away from pulling a stunning upset in front of a raucous, partisan crowd at Roland Garros.

Andy Murray, for one, took notice. The world No. 4 went on Twitter and made a bold declaration about the young Garcia:

That's pretty much when the wheels came off the teenager's upset bid.

Garcia, up 4-1 at the time of the tweet, wouldn't win another game. Sharapova rattled off five straight games to take the second set, 6-4, and then blew Garcia off the court in the decisive set with a 6-0 bagel. That's 11 straight games. In short, Murray provided the ultimate jinx.

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Vive la France! 2018 Ryder Cup goes to Versailles

Hey, here's a new one: France wins!

France won a five-way battle to host the 2018 Ryder Cup despite a last-minute sentimental charge from Spain. The event will take place at the Le Golf National Course in Versailles, and while we've never played that, we just have to state that any club with the stones to name itself "Le Golf" deserves respect.

The Ryder Cup usually takes place in the United Kingdom when it's on the other side of the pond; Spain is the only other continental destination to host a Cup, back in 1997.

The European Tour made the decision, and officials pointed out that the "outstanding spectator viewing" was a key element. Take a look at that 18th hole above; those grandstands have more viewers than most Major League Baseball games.� The course can host about 70,000 visitors, and you can bet that most of them will be sniffing arrogantly as the U.S., led by captain Phil Mickelson (just you watch), comes to town.

Spain's bid to host the course at the proposed Tres Cantos course near Madrid got a boost, in a bit of a morbid twist, from the passing of Spanish golf legend Seve Ballesteros.

Interestingly, only two of the five bids actually have courses completed. France received a huge boost from its golf federation, whose 400,000 members agreed to pay 3 euros a year for 10 years to help defray the costs. The French bid also has an astonishing course-construction component which calls for the establishment of a hundred courses around France to help spur interest in the game.

In the coming years, the Ryder Cup will be held at Medinah in Illinois (2012), Gleneagles in Scotland (2014) and Hazeltine in Minnesota (2016).

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Video: Monfils huffs, puffs and blows ball over net in Ferrer victory

A fortunate bounce over the net helped Gael Monfils earned a crucial break of David Ferrer in their fourth-round match at the French Open. Up 2-1 in the decisive set of their match, which started Sunday and had to be pushed back because of darkness, Monfils earned a break point when his backhand tapped the net cord and fell on Ferrer's side of the court.

Replays and pictures showed that the ball may have had a push from a secondary source:

Every little bit counts, right?

Ferrer would break back at 3-5 in the fifth set to force an extended fifth set, before Monfils broke in the 14th game to win 6-4, 2-6, 7-5, 1-6, 8-6. The Frenchman will play Roger Federer in Tuesday's quarterfinal. This will be the third French Open matchup between the players in the last four years.

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Ryan Couture video: Next gen Couture tries to build on family legacy

Ryan Couture is carrying the torch for his family now. The 28-year-old son of legendary Randy Couture is the only family member actively fighting. His father lost some teeth and his final fight at UFC 129. Couture, the former UFC light heavyweight and heavyweight champ, called it quits and has moved on to a career in movies.

RawVegas.tv tracked down Ryan to check on how he's doing in preparation for his third pro fight against Matt Ricehouse (4-0) at Strikeforce Challengers 16 in Kent, Wa.

Couture doesn't have a dominant skill like his father did, but because he started training in all aspects of MMA, he may actually be the more well-rounded fighter. There's a good chance he never reaches the heights his father did, but he's already off to an impressive start considering he only began working towards an MMA career in 2007.

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Oh, no, he didn’t: Pe�a misplays tag at plate, lets Napoli slide safely

Kansas City Royals catcher Brayan Pe�a swears that recent injuries to other catchers on plays at the plate had nothing to do with how he tagged Mike Napoli.

Instead, Pe�a says, he just had a case of wandering feet.

Pe�a appeared to be in perfect position to tag out Napoli in the bottom of the ninth inning Sunday, but a last-second shift of his feet ? along with Napoli's great limbo slide to get low as possible ? led to a safe call and the winning run for the Texas Rangers.

Watch a lumbering Napoli sneak past Pe�a

Pe�a, via the Kansas City Star, said he simply lost track of where he was in relation to the plate.

"No, I thought I had home plate covered," Pe�a said. "When I was ready to tag him, I saw he was a little bit closer to (the plate) than I thought. I feel terrible about it. It was a mistake."

Just double-checking here: So, what happened with Buster Posey (and, to a lesser extent, Humberto Quintero), had nothing to do with it? Pe�a wasn't worried about breaking a leg?

"No," he insisted. "I know you have to ask that question, but no. That's part of my job ? to go out there and get hit. I just really thought I had home plate blocked. But I guess not."

Admittedly, that wasn't the first thought I had. But if Pe�a says he wasn't worried ? he is 29 years old and has logged 229 career major league games as a catcher ? then fair enough.

And yet, this play is notable not only for Pe�a's poor footwork before the slide, but also his breakdancing ability during and after it. Check it out, yo's:

As this GIF shows, Pe�a's reaction was epically awesome.

I counted three 360-degree turns (that's 1,080 degrees!). That includes a 360 as Napoli spilled him at the plate, along with 720 more breakdancing degrees on the spins ? and ball spike on home plate ? in reaction to umpire Mike Estabrook's call.

Yo, he just got served, yo.

Umpires often give fielders the benefit of the doubt on plays at second base ? the "neighborhood play," it's called ? but no such luck for the Royals here.

The reaction of closer Joakim Soria ? his hands locked above his head in incredulous mourning ? also will go down in history. Hey, someone also needs to look into why Soria has blown four saves in 11 opportunities. I'd hang my hands above my head, too.

But I'd rather go breakdancing.

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Tibau posts ninth UFC win by running over ‘The Tractor’ at UFC 130

LAS VEGAS - Nicknamed "The Tractor," Rafaello Oliveira is a big, strong lightweight. He met his match tonight against the beast of the division and got run off the road. Tibau floored Oliveira with a big left, brutalized him on the ground and finished the fight at 3:28 mark of the second round with a rear-naked choke in bout No. 3 of UFC 130 at the MGM Garden Arena.

"I think I proved tonight that I'm getting close to my peak," Tibau said. "I showed everyone that I can strike, that I can finish guys with jiu-jitsu and that my game is coming together. I'm becoming a more complete fighter every day and I know that I'm heading toward the top of this division. I love the UFC and I want to fight as much as possible so that I can keep rising in this division."

In the opening round, Oliveira held his own. Tibau's size advantage made no difference. In fact, he looked a little slow. When Tibau was able to close space in the second and move the fight near the cage, Oliveira got trapped in a bad spot. He ate a huge left and hit the deck. Tibau jumped on top and moved to mount. Oliveira decided to flip to his back where Tibau got the hooks in and tried to flatten out the fellow Brazilian. Oliveira made a big mistake by trying to rise off the canvas with Tibau on his back. That seemed to sap his energy and allowed Tibau to slap on the choke.

"I think he has some great combos and I didn't see his left hand coming," Oliveira said. "I took this fight on short notice, but there are really no excuses. I need to work on controlling my mind in fights and fighting like I know I can fight. I will be back in the UFC and I will make the necessary changes to my game."

Tibau's won two straight. He's still in search of a huge win to move into the top 10 at lightweight. The 27-year-old Brazilian is 9-5 with the promotion. His only losses have come against Nick Diaz, Jim Miller, Joe Stevenson, Melvin Guillard and Tyson Griffin.

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